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Epic Rooster Rap Battle

December 11, 2023 By Stuart Zurrer

TIGER (The Crow-m MC)
-100 bpm-

(You’re listening to The Crow-M MC Y’all, Psycho Chicken! Bok x 9)

I was always gonna be, start-in’ this
Cause I was born to be, the fastest, chick!
First one here to cock-a-doodle-do
The terror, of, a backyard zoo
Yeh, too loud, too pretty, too much for Mt Eliza
Now you’re stepping up son, don’t even try, Bru
* You’re nothing but a mimick *
Tryin’ to pick up on my style like it’s a gimmick
Well it’s not working, That’s, painful to hear
Your throat needs clearing, so the noise we’re hearing
Can begin to bring cheering, cause now it’s jeers
* * Or confusion * like
“How’d those steers, get into our coop?” Man
You’re so slow to pick up on the scoop, man
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, No one wants to Hear Thee *
If only you could read, the writing on the wall
And leave the crowing, to the one who’s call
Brings all the hens to the mother clucking yard
If you had any sense, it wouldn’t be hard
To see, there’s only one cock in this fight
An uncaged Tiger about to take flight

CHUNKY (The Notorius Chunk-E)
-80bpm-

(Bok, Bok, Bok * )

Yeah, I move slow, cause there’s nowhere to be
Cause everywhere I am, I’m surrounded by Dees
Sorry * wind it back for old Gramps here
Dees are Chickadees who know who’s champ here
Yeah * it’s clear to all * small and tall
Who’s crest * is * about to fall
You may have been kicked, off your block
A rescue pet, saved from the pot
But I was born, in the 912 (and)
To my block I will always be true
Peace to Smokey Mums and Granny Pea
Up on their roosts looking down on me
And we all know, Miracle ran this show
Telling those canines where to go (now)
It’s all about the big dog, covered in white
Crowin’ my way all day and night
All this squawking ‘bout who squawks best
Got me thinkin’ * * it’s time for a rest
(Nighty Night!)

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